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Help Mark Sterling to help power bomb victims who accidentally poop

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Mark Sterling has had his hands on dubious lawsuits in AEW, such as a petition to ban Swerve Strickland. The clever squire has also had his share of honorable causes, such as representing guards beaten up by Wardlow. Sterling’s latest venture takes the cake for a noble cause.

Sterling is asking for monetary aid of just $13 a day to help power bomb victims in an effort to get the AEW movement banned. Be warned that this dramatic plea could bring tears to your eyes. For cold-blooded people like me, watch the commercial and see how long you last before laughing. I cracked in the first seconds at the choice of music.

Every 7 days someone is Powerbombed in AEW

Mark Sterling: Hi. I’m Smart Mark Sterling. And for just $13 a day, you can help power bombing victims by striving to ban the move forever. Victims of power bombing often experience spontaneous disappearance, accidental defecation, spinal stenosis and/or drowsiness. Call now and receive this welcome pack with a signed photo of a powerbombed person. I am here to fight against power bombing. Help us ban the move as soon as possible. Please, call now.

Call now 1-347-SMART-40

Hopefully Sterling can conjure up his lawyer soon as two of his clients face the very real danger of powerbomb trauma as Tony Nese and Josh Woods wrestle with Wardlow and Samoa Joe on Friday night. rampage.

Are you going to donate to Mark Sterling’s charity to support the victims of the power bomb?

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